Donated by striker-exe

(Knuckles calls Sonic)
Sonic: Hello? This is Sonic TH
Knuckles *sounding like Sonic*: How are you Sonic? I'm Sonic!
Sonic: Where are you? We'll prove this once and for all!!!
Knuckles *In actual voice*: Dude it was just a joke.
Sonic: Knux?!
Nick THB *Me*: Hello? I'd like 2 Pepperoni pizzas please.
Sonic & Knux: you've got the wrong number.
Sonic: But if you're buying I'll come.

Donated by striker-exe

Tails' mistake

(Tails calls sonic)
Sonic: Hello?
Tails: I'm tired of following u around, so f u!
Sonic: Why don't u come say that to my face?!
Tails: I will!
*Tails goes to Sonic's house only to be beaten up by Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, and Sonic.*
Sonic: U made a BIG mistake Tails!

*After Tails got out of the hospital*

Sonic: Hello?
Tails *in a sinister voice*: If u don't apologize to Tails u will have a heart attack.
Sonic: Nice try Tails. Really.

Donated by raggthehedgehog

heres 1 called: Paper time!

(ragg*me* calls rouge)
Rouge: hello?
Ragg: (sounding like sonic) hey rouge! im giving u an emerald.
Rouge: OOHH!!! AN EMERALD!!! ILL BE THERE!!!
*hangs up*
(ragg*me* calls sonic)
sonic: FOR THE LAST TIME TAILS! IM NOT GONNA LET U TAKE A PICTURE OF ME!!!!!
Raggsounding like rouge) hey blueberry.
meet me at the docks soon... honey.
*dial tone*
ragg: hehehe...

*at the docks*
Rouge: where is he?
sonic: hi sugah...
Rouge: WHAT!?!?
*flash*
Ragg: HAHA!!! finally someone who fell for it!!!
emm guys? why u looking at me that way?

*FATALITY!!!!*

Donated by wierdtails

Sonic: (calls Tails)
Tails: Hello?
Sonic: Hey, Tails? I just tricked Shadow into doing something really stupid!
Tails: What? How?
Sonic: I Prank Called him!
Tails: Wow! What did he do?
Sonic: Well...
(Tails House collapses on top of him)
Sonic: Uh... Tails?
Shadow: Eh, Sorry Tails. I just got called by a demolition crew telling me that they'd pay me Twenty million dollars to destroy every building in town.
Tails: SONIC!!! WHEN I FIND YOU I SWEAR THAT I WILL RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT!!! (Hangs up)
Sonic: ...Something tells me I screwed up.

Donated by Gazordenplatt

Captain Westwood picks up phone
Westwood: Hello.
Cream (whispering): Is this Captain Westwood of Guardian Units of Nations?
Westwood: Speaking.
Cream: I hear that you are seeking to get back at Rouge and Topaz for getting all of the good assignments. I'd like to help.
Westwood: I'm listening.
Cream: There's a rumor of 3 strange robots in Kansas with a rare gem that they found. I suspect Rouge is interested. I overheard Rouge planning a meeting with the 3 robots. I'm actually not far from the planned meeting site myself. It's in an old barn just of I-70 just outside Lawrence. I'll give you my coordinates. Unless of course you have a tracer for my call, and can get them yourself.
Westwood: When's the meeting?
Cream: They say tonight at 9PM. In this time zone anyway.
Westwood: On my way.

That night...
Westwood: Yep, like that anonymous tipster said. Rouge is meeting with a mechanical tulip, a rock with tank treads, and a floating spiked ball. What kind of robots are these? How'd the flower even get there? No matter. That old barn has only one door, and that's where I'm going in.
Westwood tosses knockout gas at Rouge, then shoots the badniks only to find...
Westwood: What? I came all the way out here to arrest FOUR piles of scrap metal? And is that gem that Chaos Cubic Zirconiu- WHAT THE HEEEEE-
Floor collapses, Westwood lands in a pigpen in the basement.
Rouge and Cream: Watch the birdie.
(Takes photo)
Rouge: Here are those ice cream coupons I promised Cream.
Cream: Thanks Rouge. Say, where did those robots come from?
Rouge: I still had that fake me, and a prior prank call allowed me to con Eggman out of a Bloominator, a Rock'n, and a Chainspike.
Westwood: Grooooan...

Next day...
Westwood (reading paper): "G.U.N. Captain Plays in Pigpen. G.U.N. Scandalized." Touche Rouge. Touche.
President: What do you have to say for yourself?
Topaz: You're making the unit look bad.
Westwood: Why did Rouge choose yesterday to start her two-week furlough?

Donated by Gazordenplatt

Espio: (calls Westwood)
Westwood: Hello.
Espio: Is this G.U.N. Captain Westwood.
Westwood: What is it?
Espio: The "creature" known has Tails has been acting rather suspicious lately.
Westwood: Do tell.
Espio: The past few days, he has been seen wearing women's clothing, rearranging people's hubcaps, and building someting that involves a teddy bear, walrus tusks, plastic eggs, duct tape, and live trout. What does that sound lke to you?
Westwood: Sounds like a plot against mankind. I see it now, the idea of something seemingly cute being a complete freak show to traumatize us, allowing the furries to overthrow us. Where will he be showing up committing his random acts of lunacy?
Espio: The actions have all been at the J.C.Penny mall just north of the Thorndyke mansion. at 3 in the afternoon.
Westwood: I'll be there.

Later that day Westwood is interrogating a suspect, a two-tailed fox in Amy's dress, with Vanilla's shoes, Rouge's gloves, and a ridiculous sun-hat.
Westwood: All-right Tails, fess up. I already learned of your recent acts of Eggman-allied vandalism.
"Tails": (silent)
Westwood: Maybe this object found at the scene will get you to talk. (Reveals a Teddy bear with ears unstiched, wrapped in duct-tape, and placed over eyes, two live trout taped where a mustache shoud be, a plastic egg-shell over the nose, and walrus tusks right under the "mustache")
"Tails": (silent)
Westwood: Look, if I don't even get a reaction soon, I'll have to get personal.
"Tails": (silent)
Westwood: (Removing sun-hat) At least get rid of that... sun... haaaaAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Tails Doll: (Freaky sounds)
Westwood: (screams like a little girl and jumps in the air)
Tails Doll: (Freaky Sounds)
Westwood: (Passes out, lands in Tails Doll's arms)
Espio: The invisible paparazzi strikes again. (photographed the whole scene.)

Next day...
Westwood (reading paper): "Wild Times at G.U.N. Hedquarters. Westwood x Tails Doll Best couple Ever. Capital Roaring with Laughter. Dick Cheney Sufferes Heart Attack Laughing At Westwood. President Demands Investigation." It's a conspiracy.

Donated by wierdtails

Shadow: I'll make Knuckles do something stupid just for fun!
(Calls Knuckles on his cell phone)
Knuckles: Hello?
Shadow: Hey, Shadow, why are you away from the Master Emerald? It just got stolen!
Knuckles: WHAT?!! Where was it taken?!
Shadow: It was taken by some guy name "Ash Ketchum" to Pallet town!
Knuckles: Okay, Thanks! See ya!
Shadow: (Hangs up Laughing) What an Idiot!

(Later, in Pallet Town)

Knuckles: Okay, Where's Ash Ketchum?! I'll Kill Him!
Ash: Oh, look! A new Pokemon!
Knuckles: Are you Ash?
Ash: Strange... the PokeDex doesn't say anything... And it can talk... It must be an Ultra-rare Pokemon!
Knuckles: I'm Warning yo-
Ash: Pikachu! Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: PiKACHUUUUUUU!!!
Knuckles: GAAHAHAHAHAHAWHAHWAWAHAHAHAH!!!
Ash: Pokeball, Go!
(Throws Pokeball at Knuckles, and catches him)
Ash: Yeah! I did it!
Knuckles: (Inside Pokeball) What just happened?

Donated by Gazordenplatt

Westwood: Hello.
Sonic: Kssh- Dispatch, this is Len Easton, California Highway Patrol. We have sighted a rogue badnik of the burrobot variety attempting to desecrate the I-5 shoulder 2 miles north of San Fransisco, send all available units. 'Wheep bwoop gerng whreel bwoo-oo-oo-oo-ooh!'
Westwood: WTF!?
Sonic: I love doing that.
Westwood: Uhh, I should head over to investigate this rogue badnik sighting.

Next day...

Westwood: "Westwood Goes Mole Hunting. Gets G.U.N. Truck Stuck in Mud." Grrrr.... stupid fog! What next?
(Phone rings)
Westwood: Hello.
Big: D-uh, is this Captain Westwood?
Westwood: Speaking.
Big: D-uh....
Westwood: Hello?
Big: D-uh, oh yeah, I remember. A friend wanted to speak to you. Said he has seen Eggman's next scheme for world domination. One moment, while I get him.
Westwood: (waiting on the line)

47 minutes later...

Westwood: Watch, this call is collect too.
Big: D-uh, okay. He's here.
Westwood: Finally. Hello?
Binky the Clown: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Westwood: GYAAGH!!!!!!! (Large section of G.U.N. Headquarters trashed by noise)
Westwood: 'Grumble', compared to that awful clown, the Eclipse Cannon was a faint sneeze.
Topaz: Okay Westwood, the guys are here for inspection and- what the...?!
Westwood: 'Sigh', and knowing my luck, the media is here too.
Big: D-uh, thanks for lending us the clown, Garfield.
Garfield: Don't mention it.

Next day...

Westwood: "Hurracane Binky ravages G.U.N. Headquarters. President Furious." I hate clowns, cats, hedgehogs, mud, fog, chameleons, foxes, stuffed animals, bats, and rabbits. And pigs.

And that's why conspiracy fanatics hate crossovers. And bad weather.

Donated by Gazordenplatt

Westwood (to himself): There, the base is now fixed up, and Rouge will be back from her furlough tomorrow. I think I'll get back at her with a long pointless missi-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello.
Hawkeye Pierce: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: Ooooooo-kay. As I was thinking, perhaps a mission to Egypt will put Rouge in her place. I know that there is a valuable gem on display at the Cairo museum. I know Rouge will go after it and-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello?
Roy Rooster: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: WTF? As I was thinking, I figure Rouge will want to steal the Ruby of Ghoofu. I hear that rock has an Egyptian curse on it, causing its bearer to suffer the worst of luck. It will probably mean-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello.
Sylvester Cat: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: Grr, why does everyone have my number? As I was thinking, It will probably mean that Rouge will suffer embarrassing pitfall after embarrassing pitfall. Tripping every alarm. Tearing her clothes. Getting numerous cuts and bruises. Maybe break her wing. The only way she could get away is by-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello.
G2 Hooligan: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: Why do they keep calling me? Anyway, the only way that she could get away is by bungling so badly, the guards will all die laughing at her. If she gets caught, she'll be spending Christmas in the slammer. An EGYPTIAN sla-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello.
Salem Saberhagen: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: Grr... I'm certain Rouge has something to do with-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello.
Mr. Magoo: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: Stop this running gag alrea-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello.
Nightcrawler: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: Seriously stop-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello?
Donald Duck: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: That's enou-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello?
Waluigi: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: Seriously, its getting ol-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello?
Freakazoid: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: Knock it-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello?
Joker: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: CUT IT-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello!
Colonel Mustard: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: ENOUGH IS-
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello!
Reggie Mantle: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: ONE MORE AND I'LL TOSS THE PHONE THROUGH MY WINDOW!
Phone rings
Westwood: HELLO!
E-123 Omega (activating a vocal recording): Kssh- Dispatch, this is Len Easton, California Highway Patrol. We have sighted getaway vehicle for the 7 gangsters that robbed the San Diego Bowling Center, each of the occupants matching the description given as being under 3 feet tall in a trenchcoat. They are currently approaching the California Turnpike, and appear to be boosting their speed by sticking their feet out from under the chassis. This appears to be the work of the Anthill Mob. Send all available units. 'Eager frapping gas!' (Hangs up.)
Westwood: That was wierd. Anthill Mob? Bowling robbers? Eager fra- PINGAS?!?!?
Westwood tosses phone through window. Moments later, Dick Cheney storms in and shoots Westwood in the face.

Next day...
Rouge: Hey! Where's Westwood? just got back from furlough, and I find his office shot up.
Topaz: The president said that I'll be acting commander of this unit while Westwood is in the hospital, and awaiting trial.
Rouge: For what?
Topaz (reading paper out loud): "The Last Straw!" "G.U.N. Captain Goes Rogue" "Vice President Attacked by Phone." "Westwood Shot in the Face." "President Demands Psychological Evaluation." Dare I ask what caused this?
Rouge: I don't know, but I did tell Shadow and Omega that Christmas is coming and they were being too serious. Shadow didn't care, but Omega asked for a recommendation as to how to be less serious. I had him look up information on humor. He seemed a little intrigued by the practical joke. Hey, maybe.. (Calls Omega)
Omega: State name and reason for communication.
Rouge: It's Rouge. Have you by chance been playing a few practical jokes lately?
Omega: Negative. I only played one, though I did send 14 identical e-mails to complete strangers. The e-mails read, "If you are looking for an easy victim for a practical joke, dial this number and shout "Pingas."" I included the number from your address book for a Mr. Westwood. I also asked Sonic to do his Len Easton joke again so that I could record it, making sure he has two consecutive words, the first of which ended in "pin", and the second starting with "gas." This was my prank call.
Rouge: Never thought you had it in you.
Omega: Now that I know it works, perhaps this will enable me to devastate Eggman without having to fire a single shot.
Topaz: Wait a minute. The records show only THIRteen people calling Westwood before you called.
Omega: Does not compute.
Rouge: Wonder what happened to that 14th caller.

Meanwhile, at the hospital...
Westwood: At least I'll have peace and quiet for the hoidays.
Phone rings
Westwood: Hello. (Hears creepy sounds coming from the other end.)
Tails Doll: Pingas. (Hangs up.)
Westwood: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Tears up hospital.)

Next day...
Westwood (reading paper from asylum): "Westwood to Undergo Psychological Treatment After Call From Girlfriend." WHERE DID THEY GET THE IDEA THAT IT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!?!?

Betcha you never expected Omega to mastermind a prank.

Donated by Wierdtails

Tails: (calls Sonic)
Sonic: Hello?
Tails: Hey, is this Sonic?
Sonic: Yeah?
Tails: My name is... Cryotek. I need to ask you a favor. I found a weird crystal, and I'm wondering if you could take it.
Sonic: Uh... A chaos Emerald? I'll see what it can do. Where do you live?
Tails: Iacon. It's on planet Cybertron!
Sonic: Dang. Okay, I'll get there!

(Hangs up; Tails chuckles to himself)

(Ten hours later, on Cybertron)
Cryotek: Okay, what do you want?
Sonic: Well... you asked me to see that weird crystal.
Cryotek: Another big Idiot?
Sonic: No, seriously, you asked-
Cryotek: I'll make my star pupil obliterate you!
Megatron: You Again?!
Sonic: Huh? I thought you were gone forever!
Megatron: Yes, that's true, in a way. But anyway, PREPARE TO BE BLASTED INTO OBLIVION!!!
Sonic: ...Save me Primus.