Hyrule-man's BAD VIDEOGAME TOURNAMENT OF SHAME 2nd Edition   

This second tournament is for humor, silliness, and bashing videogames that suck. This time the tournament is an unlimited suck class. Instead of 4 games from one console, it will be teams of games from various consoles. The representitive games will be chosen randomly and the teams will enter the Arena of Suckiness in which the teams and their games will suck it out until only the suckiest are left sucking. And may the WORST games win.*smakd* XD

Here are the contenders:
Team 1 vs Team 2
Team 3 vs Team 4
Team 5 vs Team 6
Team 7 vs Team 8

Team 1:
Corpse killer: Graveyard Edition-Saturn
25 to Life-ps2/xbox
Final Fight: Street Wise-ps2/xbox
NFL Head Coach-ps2/xbox/gc

Corpse Killer: GE follows the old saying of "dumb name=dumb game". Though touted as an "advanced" sequel to the Sega CD sucker, CK: GE was only slightly less suckier than its predicessor. 25 to Life was a wanna-be urban SOCOM game that arrived looking tired and ragged. Character movements were sluggish and the targeting was inaccurate. Final Fight: Street Wise made a horrible effort to cash in on an aging franchise that some gamers MIGHT still have a fondness for. However, being constantly locked into an attack sequence often led to endless frustration. And finally NFL Head Coach was a tedious and boring pro player micro-managing simulator. You play the role of a head coach of a pro football franchise who really does nothing more than watch film and sign new players to the roster while cutting old players. If this is a "NFL" videogame, than shouldnt it have SOMETHING to do with playing a game called "Football"?

Team 2
X-men: The Official Game-ps2/xbox/gc
Over the Hedge-gba
Haunting Ground-ps2
Guilty Gear Dust Strikers-nds

X-men was a lost chapter from the movie that should have stayed lost. Though each of the three playable characters had different gameplay scenarios, all three were tarnished with serious design problems. Over the Hedge was an awful gba game that had you repeating the same levels over and over and so on and so on. Haunting Ground had you trying to escape from a drab and boring haunted house, and GGDS took an existing great franchise and sucked all the coolness out of it.

Winner: Team 1
The fight started out with Corpse killer facing off against Haunting Ground. While Haunting Ground was lumbering and lurching around and just being boring, Corpse Killer's sports-ref-like accuracy just kept on missing to the point where Haunting Ground got so bored that he gave up the fight. Over the Hedge and X-men went for the finishing blow, but in a display of brilliance, Head Coach saved the day by cutting his entire roster and signing team 2 to lucrative NFL contracts.

Team 3
Operation Flashpoint Elite-xbox
Chibi-Robo-gc
50 Cent: Bulletproof-ps2/xbox
Arena Football-ps2/xbox

The overwhelming level of suckiness in team 3's line up is astounding. Rust-bucket robots, washed-up rappers, and the All-American flunkies league. Chibi-Robo was a game about a robot that went around doing boring objectives like cleaning house, but the "real" powerhouses, pun intended, are Arena Football where B-rate flunky players not good enough for the practice squad would smash each other into a wall and 50 Cent Bulletproof did more to hurt urban violence in videogames than Jack Thompson ever could in court.

Team 4
Star Trek: Tactical Assault-nds
Justice League Heroes-nds
Pac 'N' Roll-nds
BeatDown: Fists of Vengence-ps2/xbox

Only Justice League Heroes and Beatdown are the stars of suck in team 4's line up. JLH made DC's super heroes look like Super zeroes with terrible gameplay that would have made the Legion of Doom proud, and Beatdown was as every bit as generic as its name implies.

Winner: Team 3
Team 3 dominated from the very beginning. Beatdown tried its best, but it kept getting bashed and smashed by Arena Football. Pac 'N' Roll along with Justice League kept it competitive, but once 50 Cent started shooting like crazy
and Chibi-Robo began its house-cleaning functions, it was clear that team 4 had no hope of winning.

Team 5
TMNT 3: Mutant Nightmare-nds
Armor Core: Formula Front Special Edition-psp
Devil Kings-ps2
Summon Knight: Swordcraft Story-gba

Team five's roster would almost rival that of team 1. TMNT3's game was every bit a nightmare to play as its name implies. Too bad this game wasnt installed on the DS's "Cooking Mama" game, because this is one game that needs to be roasted. Armor Core was an attempt to cash in on the "Mechassault" genre, but instead nearly killed it with slow gameplay and horrible sound effects that could have driven even an insane person nuts. And finally Summon Knight was a game in which you male or female would be followed around by a summoned beast that more or less wanted to MARRY you than fight along side you.

Team 6
Yo Noid-nes
Jaws Unleashed-ps2/xbox/pc
Ultimate Spider-man-nds
Backyard Baseball 2007-gba

Uh Oh folks! We may have a contender here! Yo Noid was a lousey pizza-squishing platformer that could have done in Dominoes Pizza in both games and in real life. Jaws was a game starring Hollywood's infamous shark but sadly your
control over the shark underwater is rediculously flawed and the shark just flounders about on land like a fish out of water. Backyard Baseball leads the way with poor playing skills and Ultimate Spiderman takes one on the chin with a crappier version of its console counterpart.

Winner:Team 6
The odd number teams finally suffer their first defeat. Jaws right away chomped bite sized chunks in TMNT3 and Summon Knight. Armor Core and Devil Kings fought valiantly, but Backyard Baseball stole the show by striking out in all nine innings.

Team 7
FF Crystal Chronicles-gc
Shrek: Fairytale Freakdown-n64
Conker's Pocket Tales-gbc
Punky Skunk-ps1

Crystal Chronicles and Punky Skunk are the standouts here. Crystal Chronincles was a poorly done Mana game that was pathetically dressed-up to look like Zelda. It took four players to play through it and was unworthy of the "Final Fantasy" name. And Punky Skunk was a generation x with an attitude but that attitude involved smuggling kittens and wearing flowers in his hair.

Team 8
Kya: Dark Lineage-ps2
Inspector Gadget-gbc
Crue Ball-gen
Bratz Forever Diamondz-gba

Kya was billed as "alot of hurt in a belly shirt" but her ps2 game was so sub-standard and generic that it would try your soul to even finish the game. Crue Ball took all that was cool about Motley Crue and put it into a pinball game that was anything but cool. Bratz is a game based on the imagery of underage alcoholic prostitutes.

Winner: Team 7
Kya was "hurt in the belly shirt" when Shrek piledrived her into the floor, Crystal Chronicles took care of Inspector Gadget. Bratz tried to solicite the cute and furry Conkers , but she was horrified when Conker started vomitting and secreting bodily fluids. Crue Ball tried to mess with Punky Skunks head, but was driven mad with his squeaky unintelligable voice and all those flowers in his hair.

Round 2: Team 1 vs Team 7, Team 3 vs Team 6

Round 2 Fight 1
Team 3 vs Team 6
Winner: Team 3
If you were looking for a fight, this was a fight folks. Jaws took a HUGE bite out of Chibi-Robo and eliminated him, but then Arena Football bashed, smashed, and trashed the shark so badly that its mama's mama shark felt it. Backyard Baseball and Spider-man got into it with 50 Cent, but then out of nowhere, Operation Flashpoint fired a missle launcher, and that was the end of that fight.

Round 2 Fight 2
Team 1 vs Team 7
Winner: Team 1
Team 1 vs Team 7 was a war. Shrek, Conkers, and Crystal Chronicles were all eliminated early, but nothing could make Punky Skunk go down. That mascot came to suck. But in the end, Head Coach made a sacrifice play cutting 25 to Life as a free agent and letting Corpse Killer and Final Fight beat the cute yet sucky skunk into submission.

CHUMPionship Round: Team 1 vs Team 3
Winner & CHUMPion: Team 3
Not even the brilliance of Team 1's Head Coach could save the team from Arnea Football. 50 Cent was firing with both barrels and gang banged 25 to life and Corpse Killer GE. Even though Final Fight did manage to eliminate Chibi-Robo, He too was eliminated by 50 Cent. That left only Head Coach. Poor Head Coach, He tried all film watching and roster cutting he could, but he couldnt take on the rest of team 3 all by himself and so he surrendered.