Hyrule-man's BAD VIDEOGAME TOURNAMENT OF SHAME 3rd EDITION

This third tournament is for humor, silliness, and bashing videogames that suck. The rules are so easy a caveman could do it (*smakd*) . The tournament is an unlimited suck class. Instead of 4 games from one platform, it will be teams of games from various platforms. The representitive games will be chosen randomly and the teams will enter the Arena of Suckiness in which the teams and their games will suck it out until only the suckiest are left sucking. And may the WORST games win.  And now, "Let's get ready to SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" (Oh God, that sounds SO wrong. *smakd* )

Here are the Contenders:
Team Suck, Team Shame, Team Dissappointment, Team Sorry, Team Lame, Team Bad, Team Horrible, Team Pathetic

Team Suck:
Justice League Task Force-gen
Perfect dark-GBC
Batman Forever-SNES
Resident Evil-Gameboy

-Justice League Task Force was a moment in gaming history that DC Comic fans would love to forget. With cheap AI and a handicapped fighting engine, JLTF is so shameful that not even the might of the JLA could defeat this game's overwhelming level of suckiness. Perfect Dark for GBC was an astounding failure. Aiming is sloppy, stealth is impossible, and horribly done minigames already serve to clutter the gameplay like turds in a mine field, but the real star of Team Suck is Batman Forever. Clunky Controls, terrible sound, and all-around suckiness makes this the one game that the fans of suck will be rooting for.
Vs
Team Shame:
Bram Stoker's Dracula-Sega CD
Link:Faces of Evil-CD-i
Zaxxon 2000: Mothership-32x
That's So Raven DS-nds

-The Zelda series has some serious skeletons in its closet, and we aint talking Stalfos. Faces of Evil, one of three Zelda games NOT made by Nintendo, took the series into the realm of slow gameplay, terribly animated cut-scenes, and bad voice-acting. Dracula was a crappy Sega CD title based on Bram Stoker's novel of the same name. The combo of live-action scenes that were awful at best and clunky gameplay made for one suckingly scary title. All the games of Team Shame are being led by yet another sucky Raven title.

Winner: Team Suck
In a delegated move, the JLA Task Force decided to send in Aquaman(JLTF) and Batman Forever to take on Mothership, Raven, and Dracula.The overwhelming level of suckiness of Aquaman(JLTF) and Batman Forever destroyed Mothership and slayed Dracula, but couldnt even put a scratch on Raven. Link jumped onto the floor and snuck underneath the ring to ambushed Resident Evil, but then suddenly Perfect Dark shot Link in the back. With Link down, That's So Raven was overwhelmed by JLTF, Perfect Dark, and Batman Forever.

Team Lame:
Fairy Oddparents: Breakin Da Rules-gc
Pokemon Ranger-nds
Deep Labyrinth 2-nds
Derige of Ceberus-ps2

-Pokemon Ranger is not a good game. It has a weird storyline, an odd way of battling, and so-so graphics, but where it gets horrible is that gameplay downright stinks. You run into the same Pokemon over and over, but here's the horrible part, once you use a Pokemon for anything, it leaves forever. The Fairly OddParents: Breakin' Da Rules is a game  with some fairly nasty defects. The worst of these ailments is poor jumping abilities. Though there is double-jumping, the double jump feels downright pathetic, as it is two short hops that together wouldn't make Mario break a sweat. Deep Labyrinth 2 leads the way(and gets lost in the process) and Derige of Ceberus couldn't tell a good story even if all five of its health potions depended on it.
Vs
Team Sorry:
Rise of the Robots-Snes
Magical Quest starring Mickey Mouse-Snes
Batman: the Game-gen
Ghostbusters-nes

-Rise of the Robots is the standout here. With the most graphically generic looking robots and the WORST handicapped fighting engine ever, RotR ranks as videogaming history's WORST ever fighting game.

Winner:Team Lame( Just barely )
Team Lame was making their way to the ring when Deep Labyrinth 2 somehow got himself lost. Oddparents tried to double-jump onto the ring but smaked face-first into the ring's turn-buckle which only served to make tournament officials laugh hystarically. Once the fight started however, it turned  into a war. Team Sorry's Mickey Mouse, Batman, and Ghostbusters  were all eliminated early but nothing could make Rise of the Robots go down. Those robots came to suck. RotR ended up eliminating pokemon ranger and Derige of Ceberus and was just about to pound the living daylights out of Oddparents when suddenly out of nowhere, Deep Labyrinth 2 finally found his way to the ring and helped Oddparents finish Rise of the Robots off.

Team Dissappointment:
Bugs Bunny in Double Trouble-gamegear
NBA Jam 2002-gba
Big Rigs: Over the road racing-PC
Daikatana-PC

- Team Dissappointment has an amazingly sucky team. Bugs Bunny's debut appearance on the Game Gear was dismal and pretty much doomed to failure upon its conception. With clunky, over-responsive controls, Bugs delivers an embarrassing performance that completely misses that left turn at Albuquerque. NBA Jam 2002 is a black eye on the once great 16-bit sports genre, outside of Madden, that took away the awe-inspiring "BOOM-SHA-KA-LA-KA!", and replaced it with a drab and mundane "Nicely Received." Big Rigs: Over the road racing: was a racing game in which the opponent you race doesn't move at all, and you can drive through and over stuff. Those glitches made it one of the worst PC games ever created.  And finally, Daikatana was an overhyped First-person shooter which had many hated aspects of the game such as a horrible save system and graphics which were inferior to those in Final Fantasy VII released three years earlier.
Vs
Team Pathetic:
Catwoman-GBC
Cannon Fodder-GBC
Mario's Time Machine-SNES
MappyLand-NES

-Team Pathetic did its best, but being the worst game on this team is like being the winner of the "World's Weakest Man Competition". However they are(saddly enough) being led by a Mario game that painfully simulates a High School history class so we know that Team Pathetic knows how to get something to really suck.(like a High School history class) But can Team Pathetic's limited level of suckiness hope to overcome Team Dissappointment's powerhouses like Bugs Bunny, Daikatana, and GBA's NBA JAM?

Winner: Team Dissappointment(OWNed)
Team Dissappointment pretty-much owned this fight from the beginning. Daikatana spent five minutes trying to get one of its cpu-controlled characters to perform an attack function, and no one on the Pathetic Team could match that level of failure. Mario's Time Machine kept it competitive by giving a history lesson on Joan of Arc, but once Big Rigs started running over everything in its way and NBA Jam 2002 went baseline with a less-than-steller slam dunk followed by a "Nicely Received" from the in-game announcer, it was clear the Team Pathetic had no hope of winning.

Team Bad:
Stake: Fortune Fighters-Xbox
Final Fight Revenge-Dreamcast
NHL 2k7-Xbox 360
Rule of Rose-ps2

-NHL 2K7 definately made some bonehead mistakes on the ice with players jumping offsides too often and in-game fighting that more resembles two monkeys humping a football. Stake: Fortune Fighters is a very bad Xbox game with uninspired characters, and power-ups that actually work against you. And finally, Final Fight Revenge is basically the first 3D Final Fight game, but it's a knock-off of Tekken with weapons thrown into the mix. (Stake: Fortune Fighters & Final Fight Revenge reviews were donated by :iconwildtraveller: )
Vs
Team Horrible:
Aquaman: Battle of Atlantis-GC
Superman 64-n64(and brought over from my 1st ToS)
Samurai Warriors 2-Xbox 360
Blade Dancer: Lineage of Light-PsP

-The overwhelming level of suckiness of Team Horrible's line up is astounding. DC Super Zeroes, sorry samurais, and the RPG from hell. Superman's N64 game is one of the worst games ever created. The gameplay is boring and retarded. Before a level you have to fly through rings with out going out side of them and in some levels you have to choose an enemy to help you but then he starts attacking you. Aquaman's gamecube game is simillar to Superman's only much worse. But the one to watch for is Blade Dancer: Lineage of Light. It commits every cardinal sin of role-playing games with lengthy load times, boring combat, lame story, and an archaic save-point system that is an absolute no-no on a handheld.

Winner: Team Horrible
-This was a fight for the ages folks. The Man of Suck tore into NHL 2K7 with a vengance, but Samurai Warriors 2's  weak attacks were no match for Final Fight Revenge and SW2 was eliminated. However, it was Aquaman who had the eye of the tiger. He lead the way for Blade Dancer to beat the crap out of Rule of Rose and Stake: Fortune Fighters and eliminated them both. Because Final Fight Revenge was just too weak to take on the rest of Team Horrible, the tournament officials out of mercy called for an end to the fight and give the victory to Team Horrible.

Round 2.
Team Suck vs Team Horrible.
Winner: Team Horrible
-In an audacious display of sucky dominance, Superman 64, Samurai Warriors 2, and Blade Dancer sat out this round and let Aquaman take on Team Suck all by himself. This might have seemed like an unfair fight, but his royal suckiness held the edge in every aspect of failure. Team Suck went away battered, bruised, beaten, and humiliated.

Team Lame vs Team Dissappointment
Winner: Team Dissappointment
-Team Dissappointment advances to the final round because Team Lame was unable to compete any further due to gameplay injuries. Its fight with Team Sorry was just too punishing. Pokemon Ranger and Derige of Ceberus were taken to the hospital and Oddparents was placed on the injured-reserve list. In a brave and noble act, Deep Labyrinth 2 decided to take on Team Dissappointment all by himself. But while making his way to the ring he(saddly) got lost again. Because Team Lame had no more participants, tournament officials had no choice but to disqualify Team Lame.

CHUMPionship round.
Team Dissappointment vs Team Horrible
Winner and CHUMPion: Team Horrible
-This will go down as the SUCKIEST fight of all time. Bugs Bunny and Big Rigs tried to double-team Superman, but The Man of Suck prevailed and eliminated Bugs Bunny early on. Daikatana and Blade Dancer fought brutally and their suckiness never gave an inch, But Aquaman prove to be too much for NBA Jam 2002 and Team Dissappointment was finally pounded into submission.