This tournament is for humor, silliness, and bashing videogames that suck. The rules are so easy a caveman could do it. hahahaha*smakd*
A videogame console picks 4 of its worst games according to 4 categories: worst license, worst concept, worst game, and manager(a game that sucks, but in an awesome way.*if that's even possible*) After the representative games have been chosen, two consoles will enter the Arena of Suckiness in which the consoles and their games will suck it out until only the suckiest are left sucking.

Here are the contenders:
Wii vs XBOX 360
GameGear vs PSP
Sega CD vs SNES
Nintendo 64 vs Nintendo DS


Wii:
worst license: TMNT
Worst concept: Red Steel
Worst game: Far Cry Vengence
Manager: Splinter Cell Double Agent

Only TMNT and Far Cry Vengence are the stars of suck in the Wii's lineup. TMNT is yet another example of why some things from the 80's are best kept in the 80's, and Far Cry Vengence will not only make you want to throw your controller at the TV, but also through the TV and through the wall behind the TV.

XBOX 360
worst license: Burger King: Sneak King
worst concept: Kameo: Elements of Power
worst game: Sonic the Hedgehog
manager: DOOM 3

XBOX 360 has a near suckingly awesome team. It's license is a cheap flame broiled slab of rotten beef that tries to emulate Metal Gear Solid and a five year old's game of hide and seek. Worst concept is a product of a disgruntled developer's pathetic attempt to get even with Nintendo by poorly emulating Nintendo franchises. All being led by its worst game, Sonic the Hedgehog. Apparently Sonic had one-too-many at the Station Square Pub in his recent outing.

Winner: XBOX 360
This wasn't even a contest. In fact, it wasn't even practice for the Xbox 360. The KING fired up the grills and roasted TMNT better than Shredder ever could. Doom 3 and Kameo tag-teamed Red Steal and a drunken Sonic destroyed Far Cry Vengence with very little effort. What really decided the contest was when Tournament officials soon discovered the Double Agent Sam Fisher hed earlier tested positive for a banned substance called "Awesomeness" and so he was disqualified and ejected from the arena.

PSP:
w.l.: Incredible Hulk
w.c.: Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade
w.g.: 50 Cent Bulletproof(it was a PS2 port)
mang: Metal Gear Acid 2

The only sorry standouts in this line up are Incredible Hulk and 50 Cent. Hulk not only looked ugly, but moved around like an epileptic sumo-wrestler, and 50 Cent was even worse on PSP because of the unit's own control scheme(not to mention the fact that it was a PS2 port).

GameGear:
w.l.: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
w.c.: Wheel of Fortune
w.g.: Sonic Labyrinth
mang: Arch Rivals

Home Alone 2 took the worst elements of a great movie and put them into a poorly done platformer/shooter. Sonic leads the way with his worst game ever and Arch Rivals painfully reinacts the imfamous fight between the Pacers and the Pistons in 2005.

Winner: GameGear
The poor PSP fell right into Home Alone's traps. Though 50 Cent and Hulk fought valiantly, Arch Rivals' punches not only stole the show, but the PSP's momentum as well.

Sega CD:
W.L.: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
W.C.: Masion of Hidden Souls
W.G.: A/X-101
Mang: Corpse killer

Sega CD was not only a failure as a console, but had some real stinkers to add to its troubles. MMPR was a live-action version of a kid-friendly B-rate kung-fu movie with hardly any gameplay to speak of. Mansion of Hidden Souls was a crappy first-person mystery adventure in which you must save someone from *GASP!* Evil Demonic Butterflies!! OH THE HORROR! A/X-101 was probably the worst outer space shooter ever, and Corpse Killer had you killing non-realistic pixelated zombies with inaccurate tageting.

SNES:
W.L.: Spider-man: Maximum Carnage
W.C.: Boogerman:A Pick and Flick Adventure
W.G.: Bubsy: Claws Encounter of the Furred Kind(same as Gen. It was a Port)
Mang: Shaq-Fu(same as Gen.)

Snes has an amazingly sucky team. At worst license is a spider-man game that had our favorite web-slinger fighting crime with controls that often had spidey snaring himself in his own webbing. At worst Idea, a game about a grown man fighting for truth and justice by picking his nose and vometting all over the place. He thinks he's a hero, but he snot. All being led by history's worst mascot game and managed by a game about Shaquille O Neal stumbling into a Kung Fu prophesy.

Winner:SNES
In an unbelievable show of arrogance, spider-man, bubsy, and shaq-fu sat the first round round out and let Boogerman take on the Sega CD alone. This may have seemed like an unfair fight, but Boogerman held the edge in every aspect of failure. Boogerman first took out MMPR by plugging one nostrile and firing off snotwads like a machine gun, then proceeded to out snot-shoot A/X-101, and finally he hurled up on Mansion and Corpse Killer and covered them in one massively putrid pile of puke.

Nintendo DS:
W.L.: Alex Rider: Stormbreaker
W.C.: Deep Labyrinth
W.G.: Diddy Kong Racing(N64 port)
Mang: Monster Truck DS

Nintendo DS has an unusually sorry team. Stormbreaker is a game about a kid-spy based on the movie of the same name with a screwed up storyline and bad touch screen controls. Deep labyrinth was an attempt to make a first-person adventure game that only served to end up getting you lost and bored. Diddy kong Racing was a port from the N64 but it was so hindered with lousey gameplay and lack of any real fun that you got bored and stopped playing before you even finished the race.

Nintendo 64:
W.L.: Superman 64
W.C.: Wetrix
W.G.: Mortal kombat Mythologies:Sub-Zero
Mang: War Gods

The stars of suck for team N64 are SPRMN 64, MKM, and War Gods. While War Gods was a poor man's Mortal Kombat, Mythologies was a terrible side-scrolling action brawler with terrible platforming that forced you to suffer cheap deaths. Superman 64 is by far his worst ever, and finally, like the namesake of its movie, any fun you had with Mission Impossible self-desrtucted five seconds after you started playing it.

Winner:Nintendo 64

This match-up almost didn't happen. While Team NDS were making their way to the ring, Deep Labyrinth somehow got himself lost in the Arena building and no one has seen him since. It looked like Team NDS would have to take on Team N64 with only three competitors, but Mission Impossible self-destructed five seconds after getting into the ring, and all of a sudden it became a fair fight. Conkers from Team NDS's DKRacing took one look at Mythologies and was so scared that he tried to run away from the ring. But he ran so slowly that he was caught and dragged back to the ring kicking and screaming and had the cuteness beat out him by War Gods. The rest of Team NDS was finished off shortly thereafter.

Round Two: Team XBOX 360 vs Team Nintendo 64 & Team GameGear vs Team SNES

XBOX 360 vs Nintendo 64

Winner: XBOX 360
The Xbox 360 Is enjoying a string of non-competitive good luck because this, again, was no contest. Sneak King was running aound like a giddy-little-school-girl from one hiding place to another until he snuck up behind Mythologies and *GASP!* offered him a burger. Mythologies was so humiliated by such a level of suckiness that he committed suicide. Sonic, meanwhile, was trying to fight Wetrix and War Gods while in a drunken stupor and not only managed to knock them both out cold but himself as well. Kameo, Doom 3, and Sneak King then all ganged up on Superman 64, and the Man of Suck was no match for the three of them.

GameGear vs SNES

Winner:SNES
This was a fight for the ages folks. Spider-man was eliminated early on by Arch Rivals, but both Arch Rivals and Wheel of Fortune were eliminated by Shaq-Fu. Home Alone and Bubsy fought brutally and their suckiness never gave an inch. However Boogerman proved WAY-TOO-MUCH for Sonic Labyrinth, and the GameGear was finally pounded into submission.

CHUMPionship round.
Team XBOX 360 vs Team SNES

Winner and CHUMPion:SNES
Team XBOX 360 came in to the chumpionship round as the favorite over the Battered-but-well-rested Team SNES. And at the start of the fight Sneak King, Kameo, and Doom 3 tripple teamed spider-man and eliminated him. But then Bubsy and Boogerman went after Sneak king and Kameo with snotwads in hand and eliminated them both. All that was left was Sonic the Hedgehog and Doom 3, and they were sent flying out of the Arena building's roof when Shaq-fu started kicking around like an angry donkey.