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Zelda Top 10s prt 2 by *Hyrule-man:iconHyrule-man:





Top 10 Reasons Ganondorf was so evil.
10: He wanted to say all the cool lines.
9: He liked doing the "MuWahahahaha" villian laugh.
8: His mom wouldnt let him take over the neighborhood.
7: Because the Gerundo teased him when he was a kid, and now he has issues.
6: He flunked ethical conduct classes in Gerundo school.
5: Too much Hardcore Hyrule Rock music.
4: Too much violence on Hyrule TV.
3: He thought "Ganonland" was a better name for the kingdom than Hyrule.
2: As a kid he was force-fed all the vegetables on his dinner plate.
And the #1 Reason:
Because a Hylian TP-ed his yard and put a flaming bag of dog poop on his front porch and he(Ganondorf) vowed revenge.
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LoLz. XD

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Rofl :D

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one of the ten shouldve been
Because everyone made fun of him being green and having a girly hair-style XD

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Farore's Cleavage... WHY IS IT STORMING OUT!?
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I didnt think of that. That does sound funny.

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lol

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My Japanese name: 小泉 Koizumi (small spring of water) 明日香 Asuka (fragrance of the bright day)
Farore's Cleavage... WHY IS IT STORMING OUT!?
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lol

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and reason number 0.5: He was breed by the "sweet" twirnova witches.

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