SONIC PRANK PHONE CALL
by: Hyrule-man
(Prank phone calls involving Sonic and crew. XD
Note: I originally started the "Sonic Prank Phone Call" in a Sonic forum called SuperSonic HQ owned by ~SonicSpeederGirl. But the forum became a ghost town and hardly anyone shows up there anymore. So I posted it here at DA.)



Charmy Bee calls Amy

Amy: Hello?
Charmy: (Sounding like Sonic) "Oh Amy. You're soooooo HOT! I cant hide my feelings for you anymore! I WANT you SOOOOOOOOOOOO badly!"
*Amy is overjoyed* :Goes to Sonic's House.
*Charmy Bee calls Sonic's house*
Sonic: "Hello?"
Charmy: Yeah Sonic? Youve just won the grand prize in a contest. A date with a super-hot chick."
Sonic: "Heck Yeah! Who is she?"
Charmy: "She's the girl of your dreams. She'll be there in a few minutes."
Sonic: "Heck Yeazzz!
*Charmy calls JP(Justice of the Peace)*
JP: "Hello"
Charmy: "Yeah, there's gonna be a wedding in a few minutes at Sonic's place."
JP: "Okay, I'll be there."

*Few minutes later at Sonic's House*
JP: "We are gathered here today to join these two in marrige."
Amy: "You finally came around Sonic."
Sonic: "Hey! Wait a minute! What's going on! I never said that! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Back at Charmy's house, Charmy Bee is rolling on the floor laughing his butt off uncontrollably.

Sonic, Tails, and Cosmo check into a hotel.
Cosmo checks out of hotel and tells Tails she'll be back later.
Sonic calls room service.

RS: "Hello, Room Service."
Sonic: 'Yes, This is Miles Prower, I want 100 anchovy pizzas delivered to my room."
Tails: (after getting pizzas that he doesnt like) "I'll get you for that Sonic"
*Calls room service*
Tails: "Hello room service? This is Sonic, and I want someone to come to my room and splash me with water(knowing that Sonic hates water. XD)
Sonic; (after getting splashed with water) "Room service? This is Tails, I want someone to to come to my room and SHAVE my two tails."
Tails: (Really mad after having his tails shaved) "That's it Sonic, Im gonna get you real good this time!"
*calls room service* "Hello room service? this is Sonic. I want someone to come and take my running hi-tops from my room and throw them in the dumpster." "That'll teach him, heh heh heh."
Sonic: (after having his shoes taken and thrown away) "Hello Room Service? This Miles Prower. I want 10 prostitues delivered to my room."
Tails: (after getting prostitues) "WTH?!!!!"
*Suddenly Cosmo walks in*
Cosmo: "GASP!! Tails! How could you!!!" *Leaves crying*
Tails: "Wait Cosmo! I can explain!!!
XDDDDD

Eggman: "Now I will show EVERY Sega fan just how stupid Knuckles is. MuWahahahaha."

Eggman calls Knuckles.

Eggman: "Hey there Knuckles."
Knuckles: "Yeah, what do YOU want Egg-breath?"
Eggman: "I just wanted to tell you that someone stole the Master Emerald."
Knuckles: WHAT?!! Tell me who!
Eggman: It was Chuck Norris.(laughs under his breath)
Knuckles: "I'll show this Chuck Norris not to mess with the Master Emerald!
*Goes to Chuck Norris's house*
Knuckles: "Alright Chuck! Give me back the Master Emerald NOW!"
Chuck Norris: "What are you talking about? I dont have your Master Emerald."
Knuckles: If you dont give it back I'll...."
Chuck Norris: "You're messing with the wrong guy."
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Knuckles off the planet and into the far reaches of the universe*
Eggman: "See how stupid Knuckles is everyone? MuWahahahaha!"
LMAO XDDD

Sonic- Ok were gonna get Tails good with this one!
Shadow- yeah!
Sonic- *calls a pizza place* Umm.. Yes.. I would like to order 2,000 pizza's.
Clerk- and the name would be?
Sonic- Miles Prower, and make that a delivery please.
Clerk- you got it. *hangs up*
Sonic- *2 days later* Look! the pizza came!
Clerk- Hey, you called me and ordered 2,000 pizza's. That'll be $10,000.
Tails- But It's been over 30 minutes and the pizza is free.
Clerk- dang!
Sonic- What!? He got free pizza!
Tails- *calls Sonic* You should have called Dominoes. They deliver in 30 mins or less. *hangs up and eats pizzas*

Barney Dials Chaomaster's phone#
Chaomaster:"Hello?"
Barney:"I love you, yo-"
Chaomaster hangs up phone, goes over to Barney's house, and MASSACRES him.

Charmy calls bartender...
Charmy: Is there a miss Ima last name Bigbuttface.
Bartender:Hello, is there an Ima Bigbuttface here?
Ima:I'm here.
Bartender: Oh, she's here. *hands Ima the phone*
Ima:Hello?
Charmy:*hangs up*
Charmy: *After hanging up* OMG! There is actually someone named Ima Bigbuttface?

Sonic calls bar:
Sonic:"Hello, Will you tell that Mr. Stu Pididiot sitting at your bar he has a phone call?"
Bar Tender:"Yes" "Hey Mr. Stu Pididiot, you have a call."
Bartender get crap beat out of him
Sonic rolls on floor laughing his butt off.

*Knuckles calls Eggman*
Eggman:"Yeah what do ya want?"
Knuckles: "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
Eggman:"No!" *hangs up* That's the 100th prank call Ive gotten this week and it's only Tuesday.
Knuckles: Man. Can't he take a joke?
hahahaha *smakd* XD

EGGMAN's REVENGE

Eggman:"I will get my revenge on Knuckles for prank calling me. MuWahahaha!"
*Eggman dials the Thourndyke resident's phone #*
Knuckles:"Hello?"
Eggman(in fake voice):"Is Amanda Hugg there?"
Knuckles:"Let me ask Sonic."
*Knuckles walks into the room with phone*
Knuckles:"Hey Sonic, is there Amanda Hugg here?"
*Sonic, Tails, Amy, Cream, and Chris all roll on the floor laughing their butts off*
*knuckles blushes embarrased*

Random caveman calls Tails
RC:"I already sued Gieco, dont make me sue you."
Tails:"What? Just for saying "So easy a caveman could do it?"
RC:"That's it. I'm calling my lawyer."
Tails:"Oh Snap."
hahaha *smakd* XD

Sonic calls Tails:
Tails(sad and crying): "h-h-h-hello?"(sniff)
Sonic: "Listen to me Tails, I know you were picked on by bullies, had your X-Tornado blown to bits, and Eggman got all 7 chaos emeralds, but dont worry Tails I have good news."
Tails:"What?"
Sonic:"I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE!"

Eggman dails Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut:Hello may I take your order?"
Eggman(in fake voice):This is Sonic T. Hedgehog and I want to order 100 large pizzas."
Pizza Hut: Nice try Eggman. New technicalogical advances make it possible to trace anyone's phone call. We will now notify the authorities."
Eggman: "Oh Snap."

*Sonic dials Knuckles Phone #*
Knuckles:"Hello?"
Sonic:"WAZZZZZZZZUUUP!"
Knuckles:"WAZZZZZZZUUUP."
Sonic:"WAZZZZZZZZUUUP!"
Knuckles:"WAZZZZZZZUUUP."
Sonic & Knuckles togeher:"WAZZZZZZZUUUP!!!" *smakd* XD

Sonic and Knuckles check into a hotel.
Sonic calls room service.
Sonic: "Hello room service, This is Knuckles. I want a 100 ft sub sandwich delivered to my room.
Knuckles: (after getting sandwich) "This is Sonic T Hedgehog, and I want my bathtub filled with chili."
Sonic: (after getting chili)" This is Knuckles, I want 10 cows delivered to my room."
Knuckles: (after getting cows)"This is Sonic, I want 25 live octopusses put all over my bed."
Sonic: (after getting octopusses)"This is Knuckles, I want 30 pro-wrestlers to come my room and beat me up."
Knuckles: (after getting beat up)"This is Sonic, I'm leaving early and Knuckles will GLADLY pay the bill."(Packs his things and leaves Hotel)
PS: I got this from an NFL commercial with Peyton Manning and Reggie Bush.

Charmy Bee calls Bartender
Bartender: Hello?
Charmy: Yes, Is Mike Rotch there?
Bartender: Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Has anyone seen Mike Rotch!
Charmy Bee rolls on the floor laughing his butt off hystarically.

Tails calls Sonic
Tails- Hello, is this the owner of the house?
Sonic- Yes it is.
Tails- Then you have just won 5 millions dollars!
Sonic- All right!!!!!!!
Tails- please hold. *hangs up*
7 hours later
Sonic- *still waiting*
10 hours later. Ed McMahon shows up at Sonic House with a $10 million check.
Sonic calls Tails
Sonic:"You lied to me Tails, You said I won $5 million."
Tails hangs up, turns green with envy.

Sonic asks Tails to prank call Shadow.
Tails calls Shadow's phone #
Shadow: Hello?
Tails(in high-pitched voice): Shadow.
Shadow(surprised) Huh? Maria?!
Tails: Promise me you'll...(pause)...buy Sonic and Tails 1000 chili dogs.
Shadow: Yes Maria, I promise to buy them 1000 chili dogs.
(later)
Sonic: Hey thanks for the Chili dogs Shadow.
Tails: Yeah. These are the best.
Shadow: I did it for you Maria.
(much later)
Sonic: Hey Tails, you up for some pizzas?

Sonic calls eggman
Sonic(high pitch voice):hello
Eggmanmg the ghost
Sonic:*hears a gun trigger*Whoops, oh well, at least no more eneimes

Shadow calls bar.
Shadow: Hey bartender, is there an Oliver last name Clothesoff?
Bartender: Alright everyone, I want Oliver Clothesoff right here right now.
Everyone in the bar: So do we. Yeahhhhhh!
The only woman in the bar goes and slaps the bartender.
Shadow rolls on the floor laughing his butt off.

*Phone rings*

Sonic: "Hel-

Wes Weasly(AoStH) : "Hello, hello, hello. I was in the neighborhood and I though you might want try out my company's newest product. It's handy, it's dandy, it's the hedgehog-inator. It's what's every villian bent on world domination wants to bash smash and trash heroric hedgehogs, and wait I'm sorry I dailed the wrong number. Sorry for your inconvenience. good-bye."

Sonic: -lo?"

tails:hello
Sonic:this is your doctor speaking you have a brain tumer
Tails:what
sonic:you have 2 days to live
Tails:nooooooooo*hangs up*
Sonic:hehe

Amy calls Sonic
Sonic:" Hello?"
Amy: "Sonic, Im pregnant and you are the father."
Sonic: "Ahhhhhhh!" BANG *shoots himself*
Amy: Hey Sonic, I was only kidding."

sonic calls knuckles
Knuckles:hello
sonic:hello this is cream(trying to sound like cream)
Knuckles:what is it
sonic:im pregant and you are the father(still sounding like cream)
Knuckles:WHAT!!! I guess that night in the closet wasnt good
Sonic:WHAT*fanits*
knuckles:uhhhh hello cream

(New Prank Call-2/12/08)
Sonic calls Amy
Amy: Hello?
Sonic: Can you hear me now?
Amy: What??
Sonic: Can you hear me now?
Amy: Yes I can hear you, but..
Sonic(interupts): Good. *hangs up*
(Later)
*Amy's phone rings*
Amy: Hello?
Sonic: Can you hear me now?
Amy: STOP IT SONIC!
Sonic: Ok.
(Later)
*Amy's phone rings*
Amy: Uh...Hello?
Sonic: Can you hear me now?
Amy: THAT's IT SONIC! You do that one more time, I'll get mad!!!
Sonic: Geez Amy, cant ya take a joke.*Hangs up*
(Much Later)
*Amy's phone rings*
AMY: Hello?
Sonic: Can you hear me now?

(Donated by M64)
Okay, how about this...
Sonic : Hello?...
Tails : *imitating Mario" It's-a me! Mario!, how are you doing?
Sonic : UHH, FINE! FINE!, WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME FRIEND?, I DO NOT GO TO PEACH'S CASTLE EVERY TIME YOU GO, I'M NOT LIKE THAT! WHY ARE YOU KEEPING ASKING THESE QUESTIONS!?
Tails : o_O

(Donated by Crystalthehedgehog36)
Sonic: *Dials Number* *with cheesy voice* "Hello!"
Link: "Hello...?"
Sonic: "Hi, I like your tights by the way..."
Link: "Oh, thanks ^_^"
Sonic: "Do you have 'em in MEN's sizes?" *Hangs up and laughs*
Later...
*phone rings*
Sonic: "Hello?"
Ruto: "LINKY! WHERE'VE YOU BEEN??? I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU ON VALENTINES DAY! I GOT THIS LOVELY SILVER SCALE THAT I FOUND THAT I THOUGH--"
*Sonic hangs up*
Sonic: Omg...that sounded a little too much like Amy O.O'

Sally calls Sonic.
Sonic(baking cookies):Hello?
Sally:Hey Sonic,Is your stove hot?
Sonic:Yeah.
Sally:Then Marry it!


Knuckles Calls Cream
Cream:Hello?
Knuckles:So what's up babe?
Cream:Nothin.Whatchin a game havin a bud.
Knuckles:True,true.
Cosmo: (comes in)WUZUUUUUUP!
Cream:WUZUUUP!
Knuckles:Yo,get to the phone!
Talis: (Picks up phone)Hello?
Cream and Knux:Wuzzaaaap!
Cosmo:*presses speaker*Hello?
Sonic:WUZZAAAAP!
All:WUZZAAAAAAAP!
(Tails,Cosmo and Sonic leave)
Knux:So wuzzup babe?
Cream:Nothin.Watchin a game,havin a bud.
Knux:True,true.

Sonic calls Julian Robotnik
Julian Robotnik:Hello?
Sonic:Is my pizza ready?(snickering a little)
Julian Robotnik: Very funny hedgehog. You dont even eat pizza.
Sonic: (Laughs on the floor)
Julian Robotnik: I really hate that hedgehog.

(New prank call by Wierdtails)
Tails: (Calls Eggman, tries to sound older): Hello, is Mr. Robotnik home?
Eggman: Yes, what do you want?
Tails: You are about to win 700 Billion dollars. All you have to do to win is buy a three-week reservation for the fanciest hotel in Acapulco (Or you can replace with any tropical beach) for two, two-round tip tickets to Acapulco on a first-class airplane, pay all normal expenses, provide 100,000 dollars in spending money, and leave all that at the address of Mr. Miles Prower.
Eggman: Hmmm... sounds pricey... but if it's for 700 Billion, then I'll do it!

(One week later...)
Eggman: WHAT?!! I'm completely broken, and I STILL don't have 700 Billion dollars?!!
(At the beach of Acapulco)
Cosmo: How did you get us such a luxurious vacation, Tails?
Tails: I have my ways.

New Prank call by MurdocManson

Sonic and Tails call Shadow!

Shadow: Hello? -_-
Sonic: Shaoooww...
Tails: Hey, Shadow, were you sleeping?
Shadow: Oh, god, you guys... This had better be pretty freaking important. Are Rouge's boobs on fire again?
Sonic: Nooooo... We found a map t-
Shadow: No. Don't even say it Sonic... >>
Tails: But it's a ma-
Shadow: I SAID NO, DAMMIT!
Sonic: ... Maria is there.
Shadow: O_O Okay, where is it?
Tails: *Snickers* Just come over herrreee, Shadow... We'll take you there!
Shadow: Okay!

2 hours later

Shadow: Oh, god... What happened... AAHHH, THEY TOOK MY FREAKIN' KIDNEY.

New Prank Call by Wierdtails
Tails: Hmmm... I wonder...

(Calls Knuckles)
Knux: Hello?
Tails (Girlish voice): It's me, Amy! I'm pregnant and you're the father!
Knux: WHAT?!! How?! And does Sonic know? I mean, um does he- well... hello? Hello?
(Tails is laughing on the floor)

(Calls Eggman)
Eggman: Who's there?
Tails (Girlish voice): I'm Cream! I'm pregnant and you're the father!
Eggman: But we never did anything, we never spent any time doing anything, and... OH NO!!! PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER!!! OR SONIC!!!
(Tails can't stop laughing)

(calls Silver)
Silver: Is this Blaze?
Tails (Girlish voice): Yes, I'm Pregnant and you're NOT the father!
Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Tails is laughing so hard his chest hurts)

(Calls Sonic)
Sonic: Hello?
Tails (Girlish Voice): I'm Cosmo! I'm pregnant and you're the father!
Sonic: Okay, listen. Uh, I'm sorry about what happened yesterday at the pool. I didn't mean to go so far, but you know, I couldn't swim, and you pulled me up, and your swimsuit was caught on my spines and got torn, well, you were so hot an-
Tails (Normal voice): SONIC!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH LEFT TO FEED A RAT!!! (Hangs up)
Sonic: -d I couldn't resist?

New prank call by roseiizza

sonic calls eggman

Sonic: Amy had a baby yesterday and it looks like you. *giggles under breath*
Eggman: Sonic, I swear that day in the closet. She thought I was you, I mean, she was drunk.
Amy: (at Eggman's place while in a drunken stupor) You comming back to bed sonic?
Sonic: Damn you Eggman!

New Prank Call by Wierdtails

Sonic: (Calls Moe's Tavern): hello?
Moe: Hi, this better not be that kid who always prank calls me.
Sonic: Oh no. I'm not. I'm looking for Mr Jass, fist name "Hugh".
Moe: Okay, I want Hugh Jass here! Hugh Jass! Is there a Hugh Jass Here?
Hugh Jass: Oh, I'm Hugh Jass
Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, That's what you hide in your pants (Everyone except Hugh laughs)
Hugh: Ha ha, very funny. (picks up phone) Hugh Jass here. What do ya want?
Sonic: Um, hey, uh... well... (hangs up) HIS NAME IS HUGH JASS?!!
Hugh: ??

Yet another prank call donated by Wierdtails.

Sonic: Hello?
Chuck Norris: This is Chuck Norris, what do you want?
Sonic: Is Ima Weenur here?
Chuck Norris: I don't know. I'll check. Hey! Ima Weenur! I'm looking for Ima Weenur! Everyone shut up! Ima Weenur!
(Everyone laughs, and Sonic laughs too. Chuck Norris is so pissed that he roundhouse-kicks everyone in the bar)

(9 months later)

Amy: Sonic?
Sonic: Hey Amy, what's up?
Amy: I just gave birth to a baby, and he has a beard!

Sonic learns a big lesson: Never mess with Chuck Norris.

(donated by sacredfire059)
Tails : * picks up phone* Hello?
Cream : HEY, HEY, YOU YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Tails : ... -_-;; And who do you propose to be my girlfriend then?
Cream : ... *giggle* *hangs up*

(donated by Wierdtails)
(Knuckles calls Tikal)
Tikal: Hello?
Knuckles: (singing) I know that you don't know me very well, we've barely me, but I can surely tell, no one will ever love you like I do...
Tikal: Um, what's going on here?
Knuckles: (singing) You're the one I dream about! But the only question with me now is "Do I creep you out?" Everythime I shake your hand now, wanna-
(Tikal hangs up)
Knuckles: (still singing) Call you every night, and Haaaaang uuuuuuuuuppp.

(another donated by Wierdtails)
(Knuckles Calls Shadow)
Shadow: Hello?
Knuckles: Hello, is "Ura Moran" here?
(Amy grabs the phone in the other room)
Shadow: "Ura Moran"?
Amy: WHAT?! No I'm not! Whoever this is, I'm gonna find you and rip you to pieces!
Shadow: ...Hello?
(Knuckles rolls on the floor laughing)

(Donated by Wierdtails)
(Sonic calls Amy)
Sonic: Hey Amy, I just wanted you to know that I want to marry you!
Amy: OwO REALLY?!! WHERE?! WHEN?!
Sonic: Today.
Amy: YAY!!! And where?
Sonic: Meet me at the castle in the Mushroom kingdom. I'll be wearing a red shirt and hat, a mask with a big nose and a big mustache, and overalls.
Amy: Okay ^w^
(An hour Later...)
Mario: Ahhhh... Good-a thig there's-a no sign of-a Bowser!
Amy: SOOOOONIIIIIK!!! (Glomps Mario)
Mario: WHAT THE F**K?!
Peach: What's going on? What's- MARIO?! HOW COULD YOU?!! (Runs off crying)
MArio: Peach!! Let me explain-a!!!

(Donated by knuckles-rox )
Sonic calls knuckles
sonic: (tries to sound like amy) Hi knuckles i just had mi baby and your the father!!!

knuckles: WHAT! but i used a condom!!

sonic: OMG!!! you idiot she was my fan girl not yours!!!!(hangs up)

knuckles: oh shoot.(Hope ya dont mind that I put "shoot" in instead. H-m)

Also if you have a funny prank call featuring Sonic and crew, post it in the "comment box" at the bottom, and I'll post it in the dev(and give you credit).

I had to put this in a journal entry because the new v6 dA wont let me edit deviations. Im sorry.